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February 17 

National Kiss my Ass day
Oh, it’s February 17th. It’s a day where no one cares about anyone else opinions
Karen: Sam, you really shouldn’t smoke. It’s bad for your health and my baby.
Sam: Karen, shut up, you and your baby can kiss my ass. It’s February 17th

February 17 

if you know someone born on this day you are the luckiest person alive. they are super funny athletic and are super kind and caring they are great friends and you always want to be around them.
your birthday is february 17! let’s be friends!
February 17 by mozartsfirstname November 2, 2021

february 17 

GIVE YOUR BISEXUAL FRIEND A GIFT NO MATTER WHAT THE GIFT IS IT CAN BE CLOTHES FOOD TOYS ANYTHING AND THE SIZE SMALL BIG HUGE MEDIUM TINY
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FEBRUARY 17 MEANS GIVE YOUR BISEXUAL FRIEND A GIFT
february 17 by Monkey_Me February 15, 2020

February 17 

Go with your bae and give them a kiss. February 17
February 17 by Tj2xx February 16, 2022

February 17 

Anyone born on this day is somewhat of a meme lord, very artistic, and love all things magical. Although they may have some unresolved issues. Anyone born on this day should take a warm soapy shower because its not easy carrying that crown around all day. You absolutely legend. Go on treat yourself to that snack you've been wanting all day.
Person: its my birthday tomorrow, February 17.

friend: woah dude, people born on that day are cool.

Person: whys that?

Friend: because it says on the urban dictionary and everyone knows the most awsome people where born that day. Dude that must be why your such a meme lord

Random karen: WhAts a mE mEe!
February 17 by Bigoldmanballs November 24, 2021