Knobb Features

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.

by Dyke_with_a_bite April 22, 2007

pap features

A comeback commonly used by people who enjoy childish insults and who cannot think of a decent comeback at the time of insult.
Can also be a term of endearment for sadistic friends.
See "fuckbag" and also "shiteface"

"Shut it pap features."
"What you up to pap features."

by Disco_Magnet March 6, 2009

bitch-features

Excellent thing to yell at a female driver who has just absolutely pissed you off.

"Hey bitch-features, do you want me to get out and park it for you?????"

by ckerr16 March 13, 2008

Slut Features

A chick that looks like she would just take dick.

FUCKEN SLUT FEATURES !!

In a night club or walking down the street and you see a chick with slut features who you know would just take dick got that real slut look about it !!

by Mother_Fuckin_WHAT September 25, 2009

Fuck features

1. A person with features alikened to a fuck.
2. The characteristics of a person which relates to their fuckability.

"right fuck features?"

That girl has poor fuck features, she should put the cheeseburger down and get to the gym and hen have a shower cos she's boggin.

by Dickflem December 20, 2004

fud features

1. someone that looks like a fanny

2. scottish term used with awright as a friendly greeting

1. check fud features over there, what a daft arse

2. p1: awright fud features hows it gaun ?
p2: aye no bad baw jaws whits eh hampden ?

by bigbobbreakdance January 12, 2009

grabitational features

Features, such as the butt, that can be grabbed. The nice features of your significant other or any hot person.

You see a hot girl/guy and look her/him up and down. You point out her/his nice grabitational features. Nice butt, legs, chest, etc.

by Ms. G-baby July 19, 2009