fainting goat

A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.

Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."

by JMTX December 28, 2005

Fainting Goat

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.

Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.

by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010

Fascinating

Frequently used sarcastically to point out how irrelevant someone's opinion was to the conversation at hand.
Can be accompanied by an eyebrow arch and a chin stroke.

However, if used in the normal 'attention grabbing' sense, you are queer. 'Nuff said.

Guy 1: I had such a crappy day at work. My boss..
Guy 2: Dude, I played halo all last night.
Guy 1: Fascinating....Anyway, as I was saying..etc

by Mattlololl August 24, 2008

Fainting Bath

A bath so hot that when you get out you feel as if you are going to faint.

hey what you been up to?" "nothing much just had a fainting bath

by yellowapple November 3, 2010

fainting

fainting is when you fall to the floor like Juliet and Romeo comes and falls on top of you

"Romeo together thou we'll be"
She starts fainting
"Julieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"

by Dr Love Expert April 24, 2014

Fainting sex

Where you have sex for days and days at one time and you get so exhausted that you has out.

Ever have fainting sex?

by Judge dredd7 June 9, 2011

fabinating

adj. 1. to be fabulous and fascinating at the same time. 2. To be good to look at and thought-provoking at the same time.

"This new artist's work is fabinating."
"Nothing is as fabinating as an original Broadway play."

by Ocean_girl2018 October 20, 2008