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Fanbooker

People on the popular social site, Facebook, who repeatedly become fans of things such a sports team, a famous actor, or most likely an action or something that happens in their life such as, ""Are you ok?" Well Im Obviously not, but ill say yes anyway." and "face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."
Joe became a fan of Global warming didn't cause the drought. someone dropped a Shamwow. Comment Like

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Jake: Joe is such a Fanbooker it's pathetic.
by Asian Music February 11, 2010
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fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.
Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.
by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011
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fapbook

the worldwide social networking sensation known as fapbook is a phenomenon based upon pointless status updates, faggotry, and lesbian orgies rolled into a shit sandwich with a sprinkle of std's and raging butthole wars. the ancients say it used to be something called facebook, reserved for a select group of real people, now it is frequented by prostitutes, drug dealers, gay fish and evil employers. For most, it is more addictive than cherry popsicles and as addictive as world of warcraft, you become part of the machine, a zombie slave, taken advantage of like a two dollar myspace slut. It is a prime example of the degradation of a once benevolent web domain, now a piss filled back alley, mined by shady corporations and sullied by pseudo-twits and really huge twats.
Hey Asshole! Stop looking at fapbook, so we can get some fucking chimichangas.
by 2hard2fap June 29, 2010
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Fapbooking

To jerk off or masturbate to photos on Facebook.
kid 1: Hey dude, wanna hang out later?

kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.
by phelgmcannon February 18, 2010
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Fapbook

A scrapbook full of porn clippings for the owner to fap to later on.
My buddy has a huge fapbook.
by 903 King October 21, 2009
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FapBook

The process of going through the photos of:

-the attractive girls on your Facebook friends-list,
-the attractive girls on the friends-list of the party-girls on your friends-list,
-or even the random girl who was your waitress at dinner last night that you spent half an hour trying to find just because she smiled at you,

and fapping to these girls' pictures.

This can be done with or without other tabs open that have porn going. This can be done for any extended amount of time, even if you only looked at the pictures to get yourself hard to then fap to porn or if you were going back and forth between the porn and the photos of the girl(s).
Despite having a hot girlfriend who was often waiting for him in the bedroom, Pierre's porn addiction would often have him turn to FapBook to jerk it out instead.
by IronWolf213 June 3, 2018
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fagbook

A contraction of the words faggot and facebook.

The facebook account of someone who uses it to get in serious arguements on facebook.
Tim: Did you friend Jake on facebook?

James: Naw, that kid's got a fagbook.
by slushyman March 27, 2009
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