Faux Pas

Something some cunt says because they have a superiority complex that involves the complete and utter fucking inability to speak like a normal goddamn human being. The word literally means mistake. That's it. That's all it means. Say mistake, error, fuck up, anything... please. Cunt.

Oh Reginald, I do say, the ball you have thrown in your extraaaavagaaant abode is quite suiting, although I must proclaim, the curtains are definitely a Faux Pas. I apologize for my adamant mouth flatulence, and by apologize, I mean sorry not sorry. For I am better than you, and my choice of drapery would have more beige than your hideous plain Faux Pas white.

by LaserSharkSushi September 11, 2018

Faux pas

Commonly mispronounced as foh' paw, the term faux pas should be spoken as (fucks pass').

Meaning to fuck up in a past since yet placed in the current passage of timing.

An externally viewed afterthought to a fashion mistake or similar mishap which appears undesirable.

One neighbor says to another "Get your faux pas dog off my lawn. It's annoying that it humps my yard each time it walks by."

As John walked past his co-workers, they commented that he looked better compared to his faux pas earlier when he had fucked up and buttoned his top shirt button.

by JJdaCool September 5, 2011

faux pas

an expression of apology following a gaffe or embarrassing statement.

"Faux pas. It was not my intention to step on your feet in this crowd."

by babalang January 31, 2024

faux pas

buying a dildo that is larger than the size of your current sexual partner.

she tried to pass off the faux pas by saying it was the smallest in the shop. true story.

by bent.jamin January 7, 2026

faux-pas

a mistake. (usually related to a poor form of social etiquette or misconduct.)

it is usually proper etiquette to use cutlery to bring food up to your mouth, and then chew with your mouth closed. especially at a fine banquet, anything less would be considered 'faux-pas'.

by the one who will never know the true meaning of li April 28, 2003

faux pas-sibilities

options that spring to mind when you have the strange urge to make people feel uncomfortable

"oh, the faux pas-sibilities!"

by neibdle August 28, 2006

Faux-Pas grandpa

One of the old guys wearing a Members Only Jacket and a really cheap baseball had with random advertising on it. That he has no idea what it even represents. He also likes to wear FREE clothing they hand out at the Casinos.They also like to wear ugly polyester flood pants hiked up to their nipples and belts with big belt buckles..

Did you see that Faux-pas Grandpa Walmart the otherday??
Someone needed to call the fashion police!!!!!!

by Walmart people watcher November 19, 2011