Fathers Advice

A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.

Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool

Fathers advice is good.

by buebgeungeoge January 31, 2008

Go Fasters

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.

GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE

by desert garbage August 14, 2009

Fattervention

Having an intervention specifically for the purpose of telling the food abuser that they are getting fat and need to slim down.

Jenny has really been eating a lot and not going to the gym. As her friends we are responsible for throwing her a fattervention.

Yo ass is geting hella big...We need to have a fattervention

by Adonis Boise March 29, 2010

Tupac's Fathers

Actually, Tupac did eventually meet his biological father: Billy (William) Garland. After Tupac was shot five times on November 30, 1994, in New York, he met his father in the hospital. Before this, he had thought that his real father was dead. Tupac later would say "I thought my father was dead all my life. After I got shot, I looked up there was this nigga that looked just like me. And he was my father; that's when I found out. We still didn't take no blood test but the nigga looked just like me and the other nigga's dead so now I feel that I'm past the father stage."

After Tupac's death, Afeni and Billy sent a sample of Tupac's blood to Long Beach Genetics, who did the DNA testing, and the probability of Afeni and Billy being Tupac's parents was 99.97% - a match.

Tupac's father figures ("Tupac's fathers"):

~Tupac's stepfather, Mutulu Shakur, was arrested in 1986 for allegedly planning and executing the 1981 "Brinks Robbery" where an armored car was robbed and two New York policemen and a binks gaurd were killed; he is currently serving out his 60-year jail sentence.

~Tupac's godfather, a gangster by the name of Geronimo Pratt, was also jailed for nearly the entirety of Tupac's life; he was recently released after Tupac's death after serving 27 years of a 25-to-life murder sentence.

~Legs - got Afeni (Tupac's mother) addicted to crack

by Ramsey22 October 10, 2005

flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions

"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010

childrenless fathers

1. Fathers that lost their children through Family Court; 2. Child Support process; 3. Baby-mama drama.

Childrenless Fathers

by The Sentinel Inceptionator July 11, 2016

The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North

My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.

by DickTrumpet July 24, 2017