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exercise in futility

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
by Herzlos March 19, 2008
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fartility

The state or quality of producing, or capability of producing copious amounts of flatulence.
John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
by jks_ April 22, 2013
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Fatality

A dance move inspired by Mortal Kombat in which, while grinding, the partner in front drops it low and proceeds to slap the floor with open palms. Said partner is then free to slowly rise, with their hands remaining on the floor as long as possible.
“Oh, you’re the girls we were dancing with when I threw down a Fatality.”
“Yeah, we didn’t know guys pulled moves like that.”
by NatalieDePortia August 17, 2011
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Fatidity

Of, or relating to a state of fatness; hypnotic obesity; fat
"Hahahahaha... Fatidity. When did I get to be such a heartless jackass?"

"Her fatidity is consuming us all."
by Liz and Kyle February 15, 2006
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Facility Tranquility

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.
I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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FATALITY

Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.
Jimmy: Hey guys!
Doug: Oh God, JIMMY WATCH OUT FOR JOSH
Jimmy: Wh-*splatter*
Josh: FATALITY
by Implying713 July 6, 2011
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Black Mesa Research Facility

A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.
The Black Mesa Research Facility is boring. Fuck I guess I'll go work for Aperture Science.
by The Wing Man December 25, 2018
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