A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.
by Sasha Greene May 8, 2008
Get the catastrophic failure mug.1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease.
"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"
"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."
"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."
by Caniborrow September 29, 2009
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-"Really? What did you do?"
-"I sold my car!"
-"...catastrophic organ fail."
-"Really? What did you do?"
-"I sold my car!"
-"...catastrophic organ fail."
by MMIIYY May 27, 2008
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by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010
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by Eldonko January 1, 2012
Get the catastrophic dump mug.According to current theory, when the Great Attractor tries the swallow the Great Central Node, it will reduce the entire Universe to Catastrophic Hyperplasm.
by Fearman February 10, 2008
Get the Catastrophic Hyperplasm mug.A) A fail that surpasses the level of epic
B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.
B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.
1)A quadriplegic clown (comedic irony = catastrophic fail)
2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."
Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)
3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)
2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."
Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)
3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)
by Joseph Duffy February 11, 2009
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