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fastlanefuck

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.
It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.
by jpg3 July 30, 2011
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Fastesfern

me
Fastesfern: man im me
by Fastesfern May 14, 2020
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Move Faster Pokey!!!!!

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.
Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!
by pbudp January 15, 2011
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fastest hands in the west

when your masturbating and someone walks in and you stop just as they open the door and they don t notice
damn he got the fastest hands in the west
by supasaiyand February 15, 2018
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Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.
It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"
by Survival Guide May 12, 2010
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faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.
When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.
by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012
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Fastesfern

What you call someone who’s the coolest and most amazing person in the entire world
Guy: did you watch this year’s fantastic person contest ?
Guy2: yeah I did, no wonder the Fastesfern won !
by Vibiin February 7, 2022
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