fart fastball

Cupping a fart in your hand and delivering like you were pitching a fastball.

You can let all your friends enjoy a friendly game of fart fastball

by Mikenoki April 29, 2006

fastball special

A popular superhero tag-team maneuver, where one throws a partner at a target. The person throwing usually has superhuman strength. It is also known as a Maneuver Seven.
For example:

"I'm going to Fastball Special you into a fucking wall."

Colossus and Wolverine.

"I'm going to Fastball Special you into a fucking wall."

by dingledangus April 19, 2015

Fuck You Fastball

A baseball term that indicates a pitcher blowing a cockshot fastball by a batter, usually for strike three.

Gerrit Cole struck out Cody Bellinger with a fuck you fastball.

by BaseballIQ October 10, 2019

Fastball

A very nice band that formed in Austin, Texas in the 1990s.

"Dude, did you hear that song by Fastball, "The Way?" it's amazing!"

by Pat the Rat February 24, 2009

Fastball

When you shoot fecal matter out of your rectum with velocity causing a stain on the back of the toilet; usually when you have to go real bad

Damn bro. I hit that with a fastball so bad it looks late someone got their brains blown out!

by PerkWitaK October 6, 2017

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.

You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?

by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009

Zimbabwen Fastball

Where 3 people sit in a line and the 2 on the outside join interior hands to give the guy in the middle a hand job.

Hey mason and payton. You wanna come over and do the ZIMBABWEN FASTBALL????

by Silent-Do Good January 8, 2010