Fascinating

Frequently used sarcastically to point out how irrelevant someone's opinion was to the conversation at hand.
Can be accompanied by an eyebrow arch and a chin stroke.

However, if used in the normal 'attention grabbing' sense, you are queer. 'Nuff said.

Guy 1: I had such a crappy day at work. My boss..
Guy 2: Dude, I played halo all last night.
Guy 1: Fascinating....Anyway, as I was saying..etc

Fascinating by Mattlololl August 24, 2008

Fascistnating 

Something that is found fascinating, to a fascist.....

That post if so Fascistnating....

Fascistnating by BoboFuerte December 17, 2020

fascistonista 

What fashionistas really are, because they make you feel that there is only one right way to dress. Which is to say that fascistonista is merely a synonym for fashionista which calls attention to the fascistic element of "fashion" and "style." You have to wear Sebago shoes--that was a fascistonistic principle when I was in junior high in Ohio--and now look how sad and dumb it looks.

If it were up to me, I would wear cut-off jeans, but I fear the scorn of the fascistonistas. On the other hand, in 1995 a fascistonista encouraged me (with a riding crop) to update my ten-year-old radar-dish glasses and I immediately became less repellent to women.

fascistonista by redhen August 22, 2008

fassting 

Fisting in the ass. (see fisting)

My wife was bored with vaginal fisting, so last night we tried fassting. She loved it!

fassting by Tommy Gugliata August 4, 2009

Fascisti

The members of an Italian political organization that controlled Italy under the fascist dictatorship of Benito Mussolini from 1922 to 1943.

See fascist.

Fascisti by illEATurHARTout June 17, 2004

fascistinating 

To express intense interest over all things Fascist.

The skinheads found the new nazi exhibit rather fascistinating, as it gave them a sense of misguided purpose.

fascistinating by muntumbomoklik October 16, 2006

Fascinating Bullshit 

Something that sounds accurate and "right," but is actually and literally wrong or incorrect; something that sounds good on paper, but just doesn't work out in reality.

John: blah blah blah, blah blah blah.... (preaching about the wisdom and teachings of buddhism)
Tyler: Wow, John. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?

or

Jessica: Tantra is so much deeper than just sex, although that's a perk ;) It's actually the opportunity to find yourself and develop your soul. Not to mention connect with the universe and feel and give love!

Ted: Wow, Jessica. I see what you're saying. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, why don't you try two things: reading a bible and sexual morality. Tantra is yoga. Yoga is centered on allowing your spirit to interact with false idols, usually associated with each chakra. Tantra is that plus sexual immority. Orgies aren't a spiritual exercise, orgies are immoral and make us no better than bonobos, aka MONKEYS. Stick to the word of God if you want the truth (bible).

Fascinating Bullshit by Fascinating Bullshit June 20, 2011