fart bag

a female who is overweight and promiscuous

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sheila really went downhill. She gained weight and started sleeping around. She's a real fart bag now.

by LouieC5 May 5, 2022

Fart bag

Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.

Going to work is depressing with fart bags around.

by Bill Beef July 1, 2025

fart-bag

A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.

Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!

by Iso-smell May 21, 2011

Bully-fart bag

a bag in which a coal sample is put in, but instead of having coal in there you take it and put it up to your ass and fart. then you take it and put it in someone's face and ask them if they know the bully-fart man.

Man alive! that was the sickest bully-fart bag i ever smelt!

by Broagan Lee Goertz June 27, 2006

Fart In A Bread Bag

Simply farting in bread bags if you happen to work in the bakery.

My uncle used to fart in a bread bag back in the day at the old bakery

by Government Flu October 27, 2009

fart baggin

the act of farting in a bag and releasing it in ones face.

justins butt hole smells like it been fart baggin.

by fart baggin November 14, 2006

fart baggin

Farting while tea baggin

"I am fart baggin your face!"

by the P.L.K. November 21, 2011