Dick Fart

Literal Term!

"It was about as rare as a Dick Fart"

by Bilbo January 31, 2004

Dick Fart

When your penis sneezes and you get jelly everywhere

I had a nasty dick fart the other day, blasted my entire room!

by BOD4Life April 14, 2010

dick fart

Someone who smells like they came out of someone's dick;smells like piss or cum

Shut up you boner-biting dick-fart fuck-face

by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

dick fart

when a man or woman bends over and farts on an another's dick; often used as a sexual aphrodisiac.

Josh like to dick fart with other men late at night.

by Mark K Hermann September 26, 2009

Dick fart

A person who is more awkward than a crooked dick

That women was a huge dick fart

by Nickswallows July 6, 2016

Dick Fart

Old English term for when gas erupts from a mans penis

John was so close to cumming that he had a dick fart

by Richard BUrnish January 7, 2017

Dick Fart

When your dick farts and then rubs on a nigger that happens to be homosexual and likes it when a penis touches his left ear

Damn he likes dick farts

by UrbanEnglish December 8, 2017