fartsteak

(färt'stāk) n. a sour-flavored, over-salty cut of beef.

My chopped steak at Outback turned out to be a fartsteak.

by MaBuck January 7, 2008

Farmheads

People who play the ridiculous, immature game called Farmville, which is popular on Facebook. These people will often tease you for liking your game of choice if it's not Farmville (such as something more entertaining and hardcore, like World of Warcraft).

Farmhead:
"I need to get home and tend to my cows on Farmville like all my fellow Farmheads on Facebook!"

World of Warcraft player:
"Well, I need to get home and kill cows (tauren) in battlegrounds! So shut up, I'll pwn you noob!"

by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010

Farmster

one who sees the population shifting back to urban dwelling and, therefore, invests in inner city commercial & multi-family real estate or urban infill because it's a very cool thing to do. In farming urban real estate, he/she tends to watch it grow and he/she likes it because he's/she's smart and he/she likes making money without having to actually work for it himself/herself. He/she also likes driving past his/her holdings and saying to their friends/parents/children "See, we own that".

The farmster, though somewhat ahead of his/her peers financially, maintains a rather humble demeanor. (May also own Berkshire Hathaway Class B shares that he/she got for his/her bar/bat mitzvah or 21st birthday...in other words, not rich, but respectable).

NOT to be mistaken for a farmer with a hipster vibe. EVER.

"Jason thinks he's all that now that he's a farmster. He's totally into San Francisco multi-family."

by CapitalFarmsters.com October 13, 2013