Nigel farage

Drug dealer

Nigel farage made a cameo advertising drugs

by Lord spacula October 31, 2022

fartmageddon

a fart that is so incredibly stinking and long-range that is seems to be almost apocalyptic

James: Oh damn! You have no shame, man!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!

by KurtSteinerPL June 11, 2011

Farage of cunts

Collective noun; a Farage of cunts. Named after ridiculous frog faced far right populist and failed politician Nigel Paul Farage.

Theresa May and her cabinet are a right proper Farage of cunts.

by Vive la Henry Chinaski June 2, 2018

farage

A variety of smegma that forms as sweat, spit and ale trickle down the folds of a middle aged white supremacist's double chin.

You can't get too close to that drunkard of Lee. Less than arm's length, and you'll be taken out by the rank of his farage.

by vafanchù September 28, 2014

Farmageddon

The end times battle as prophecized by the Abrahamic religions if it happens to occur on farmland.

"Jesus just landed on that silo! It's farmageddon!"

by Robopoet March 26, 2010

Nigel Farage

Massive twat, leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP).

He is such a Nigel Farage.

by TorinCB May 10, 2014

farage

(verb) to show up for work only occasionally and only then in order to rant against your work colleagues before quickly disappearing to the bar

Have you seen Dave? Yes, but only for five minutes this week. He turned up, vehemently faraged a bit and then disappeared into the Cock & Duck.

by MattOT March 16, 2019