farf

To inadvertantly fart whilst laughing.

oh jesus, I just farfed.

by droogey November 29, 2007

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Farf

Simultaneously farting and barfing

"Fuck, I'm sick as hell, I think I'm about to farf really really hard."

by Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppln September 14, 2020

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When you fart and barf simultaneously, thus farf.

Scenario: *you are at the salon. A lady with a ‘can I speak to the manager’ haircut storms toward you. Her name is most likely Karen or Susan.
Karen: Can I speak to the manager?!
Britney: No Karen, how dare you have the audacity to ask that? I have been busy farfing you selfish whore.
Karen: Go take your gastroenteritis infected arse elsewhere!
Britney: *farfs*
Karen: you farfing whore!
*Stage black out*

by Anonymous #125 August 23, 2019

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Farfed

Means whatever you want it to mean.
Preferably if you can't be bothered contributing to something.

I can't be farfed

by Einsteinsmyuncle May 14, 2011

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FARF

Letting a fart that smells so bad, it makes you barf.

The morning after the chili and hard boiled egg and beer festival, my gas was so foul, it made me farf.

Don't come in here! I just farfed and don't want you to be a victim of 2nd hand farfing!

by Tank2112 September 03, 2015

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