faguette sandwich

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.

"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"

by sandspit October 9, 2009

Fapquest

While Fap is a euphemism for masturbation Fapquest is how you go about Fapping. More commonly used in reference to the internet while searching for content to Fap to.

Bro: Dude, you look tired
Dude: I know bro. My Fapquest lasted all night. Its hard to find 2 girls 1 cup anymore.

by umhumgum May 13, 2008

Faguette

1) A gay French person
2) A gay person who is eating bread

Look bro, that guy is such a faguette.

by Dr. Faggy May 17, 2015

Faqui-u

The mexican way of writing Fuck You

Some Cracker: This beaner doesnt know anything.

Beaner: Faqui-u

by rene007 August 28, 2009

faguette

a french faggot or gay person

I went to France over the summer and I was surrounded by faguettes who kept hitting on me.

by mjb7 March 1, 2009

Fuquetard

A more pleasant way to refer to a fundemental zealot as a fucking retard.

Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.

Those that believe in Creationism, religious zealotry, and gross conservatism are Fuquetards.

see also: Republican senators and congressmen.

by follywood48 July 3, 2009

faquisha

Extremely black and ghetto name, usually used in a stereotypical context

These damn Faquishas come onto my damn subway car and yell at one another and call it a conversation. Must be some kind of jungle technique.

by Clayton April 16, 2004