Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.

The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.

by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014

faperture

The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.

"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."

by Soreanus June 5, 2013

Fadvertising

Fadvertising: To speak of or advertise a business idea or concept before it is actually a real business in order to gauge market demand and consumer reaction.

The Dream: "Have you ever been to www.BeerShower.com ??"

NonRipper: "Why no I haven't, that sounds fantastic."

The Dream: "Its awesome, I got beer shower of the month!!"

NonRipper: "I'll check it out!"

Boom Fadvertising

by The Dream ORA September 30, 2011

Fappert

One who masturbates over excessively on celeb pics.

1:John is such a Fappert over those Lindsey Lohan pictures.

2: Erik: What are you doing tonight? John: Im going to go Fappert over Brittney Spears again.

3: Dangit! Why did i Fappert all over my Angelina Jolie pics?!

by Fappert November 6, 2009

fadvertisment

Noun; an advertisement based on one or more current fads, such as electronics or celebrities. Most frequently used to describe banner ads on websites.

Yeah, that ad for a free iPod ended up taking me to Goatse.cx. Stupid chatroom.

Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha!

by Doug Tammany February 10, 2005

Farvert

An old perverted man who sexts and harass a young and very attractive woman. Also known as "Pulling a Brett Farve."

Dude yesterday I saw ur dad harassing this hot babe at hooters... What a Farvert!

by Kim Jon II March 18, 2011

Fanvertisement

A form of video editing to appear like an advertisement or PSA that is often made for fun or for a greater purpose, such as getting something that's been bothering you off your back.

Joe Schmoe is presenting his new cleaning product using fanvertisement.

by Pinkicity January 24, 2023