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Fapatience

The amazingly large amount of time one wastes waiting for porn to load.
"My mom says I have no patience, please. My Internet is 8 KB

per second... It takes me 20 min to load a 5 min porno. I have Fapatience!!"
by Gbman33 September 29, 2012
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fagatized

I was completely fagatized by that guy I saw at the gay club last night! He was so pretty!
by Twatts February 4, 2010
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FAPPETIZER

Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)
Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."
by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010
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fanatize

The act of making someone or something a subject of fandom and cult. Basically, many of us have a tendency to look for role models we want to be, a heroic figure who will save us from our miseries. And when we come across someone even with the slightest of the traits matching our expectations, we end up making a virtual image of that person, or a thing based on our ideals, which in reality have very little to do with the actual person/thing.

While there is nothing wrong with taking inspiration from others and having a role model to follow, it also important to acknowledge their flaws and not to idealize them. And it is very important to do more research, and know more about that person/thing, before "fanatizing" and forming a false virtual image about them.
1) Hitler was fanatized by fellow nazi germans which led to horrible things like WW2 and the holocaust.
2) You should never fanatize someone so much that you go all gaga over them and start worshiping them as gods.
3) One of the biggest problems in the world is people fanatize celebrities based on how they see them on tv or social media and blindly follow them.
by derjerkophobic June 30, 2021
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Fagatize

Jimmy the douchebag decided to fagatize the porno by adding gay male hookers to the scene.

John the douchebag decided to fagatize the situation by talking about gay rights in a conversation about hot chicks.

Hugh the douchebag decided to fagatize the United Nations by being a faggy Brit.
by Conspiracy101 May 16, 2009
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fagatize

when someone who is straight is turned into a homo.
"Remember him back in middle school wit da funny walk?"
-Yeah, he was not gay right?
"Until now bro, he was fagatized two months ago by his cousin, Douglas!"
by Tugboats June 13, 2006
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napatizer

I had a napatizer during the boring football game and fell asleep
by Napmaster December 27, 2016
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