facipulate

1. To facilitate a process toward the outcome you prefered to begin with.

2. To willfully guide a freethinking group through a negotiation that ends exactly where you planned it to end.

3. To get your way in a group that leaves the negotiation thinking you helped them get their desired outcome.

1. "Let me help you do that, my way."

2. I wanted to go to Chipolte with my friends for some lunch. They wanted Chick-fil-a. I facipulated the situation by proposing we go on Sunday. With Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays, it was open season on Chipolte's beef burrito.

by jv - 'bird of prey' May 4, 2011

Funiculate

To travel upward, somewhat reluctantly.

Past tense: funiculated.

Reluctantly, like my son lurching toward a time-out, I funiculated up the cracked cement stairs and hailed a taxi.

by UberDigi July 9, 2009

Funiculate

To travel up or down the side of a mountain in a funicular vehicle.

The group of boys funiculated up the hill when they got in the funicular.

by coolio579 August 25, 2011

Fajagulate

To open or close something

Hey man can you help me fajagulate this jar of pickles?

by Sockman90 April 16, 2008

finiculate

To acutely accent a peice of music by playing sharp, muted sounds. This is sometimes accomplished by right-hand muting of common stringed instruments such as guitar, fiddle or mandolin.

His mandolin solo was meticulously finiculated - it was sharp and clear!

by Robert Blanda November 26, 2005

fongulated

fucked up

This is fongulated.

by meat20 December 11, 2009

fongulate

The action of fucking something up.

"Hey Olivia, I really want to fongulate your ass right now."

by bigdogobliv December 19, 2018