family jewels

the latest AC/DC DVD

Hey dude, do you own the Family Jewels DVD yet? By AC/DC?

by Chandler Sorrells July 16, 2008

family jewels

johnson, jimmy, scrotum, nutsack, nuts, goal area, goalline, manhood. The area in general, subdue to damage when not properly cared for.

No further explanation.

by Saints September 22, 2003

family jewels

Uhm arent males the only ones with Testicals? I could be wrong of course ROFL.

"My Family Jewels!".....................

by RoX April 6, 2005

family jewels

Male testicles.

"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."

by x January 22, 2003

Family Jewels

Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.

A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.

by jtsfl January 9, 2009

family jewels

A man's balls and cock

"he got kicked in the family jewels"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 17, 2004