Flacco

Derived from Latin word Flacdemic
(n)Unibrowed alumnus of a scholarly institution of higher learning, The University of Delaware, who also simultaneously dominates life(s) in general.

(adj) Unibrow with the thickness of Ed Reed's pubic beard

Have you seen how that broseph dominates life? He is one Flacco.

Did you hear that Tim Tebow is gay? That is so not Flacco

by Lord K.C. Keeler of Tubby Ray January 11, 2009

Flacco and The Sandman

The hilarious comedy duo from Australia. The Sandman has neck-length, curly hair, and Flacco is bald, except for the curved hair smeared on his forehead.

<NakedSandman> Did you steal my red suit? Naughty boy!

by B-Drac August 12, 2003

Flacco

A chocolate chip cookie that lacks chocolate chips.

Joe: Oh man! Wheres all the chocolate chips?
Dougie: Bummer. You my friend, just got a Flacco...

by CMBP April 6, 2012

flaccofail

An attempt to win a game in a clutch situation resulting in utter failure.

The Ravens could have had a chance to win if Joe Flacco hadn't flaccofailed and under thrown the wide open receiver.

by umptttyy March 24, 2011

Joe Flacco

Joe Flacco is one of the most ugly quarterbacks in the NFL, right behind Jay Cutler. But, both of them are the most dominant quarterbacks in the league.

Tyrone: Man, Joe Flacco and Jay Cutler are some ugly mutha fuckas.

by Fucking Niggers smell stinky July 19, 2009

Falacious

Good, like a blow job

Man, that clam bisque was falacious

by J Mo D September 13, 2010

Falacionship

When the only thing you do with someone is oral.

Oh her? It's just a falacionship.

by Dee$$$$ August 15, 2012