Failpee

When you attempt to pee but the primary stream splits off into two separate streams, both of which miss the toilet. This is due to residue in the penile cavity.

I just took a Failpee and now there is pee all over my bathroom floor.

by Awesomoiderpwn June 16, 2010

failpocketed

verb: when a person fails at pickpocketing, or is caught pickpocketing.

Man, I was failpocketed by Sarah last week. What a jerk.

by UrMommmm!! April 1, 2010

Failpalm

1.) The process of facepalm, but a step beyond. You instead, go for the facepalm, but miss the face.

2.) This is a higher degree than a facepalm, when facepalm just isn't good enough.

Person: Hey, guys!
You: What?
Person: I'm a level 139 in Runescape!
You: -Failpalm-

by SeaJae February 16, 2010

Frimp

The tapered, pointy end of a long turd.

Dude, you've gotta come see this turd I just laid out -- that frimp is sharp enough to kill a vampire!

by HTSMetal October 20, 2014

Farmpit

When the under arm has considerable fatty deposits the arm pit is convex, not concave.

Dude, that girl so fat her farmpits look like biggie.

by Dbott April 9, 2016

Fairpods

Wireless white earbuds that look like airpods but are connected to an Android device.

Hey did you see that kid? He’s got Fairpods in!

by BigSuffi March 6, 2019

flimpkle

it’s when yo pussy flaps be flapping in the wind. the dirt and cume be going everywhere

girl: “omg i’m boutta flimpkle!!”
chad: “babe, it’s okay.. flimpkle everywhere *smirks* uwu”

by goich_lord😈 March 17, 2021