failism

The belief that the universe is just the creation of an extra-dimensional alien. This was his mid-term project for his 3rd grade quantum universal creation class, and he got an F on it. (One of the requirements was for the people inside not to kill each other worshiping him.)

Person A: If god is so all-knowing, why do we all kill each other in wars?

Person B: Because god is just a D-average alien. I propose that we turn against him and find a way to pilot a ship outside of the universe and into his eye. Hopefully, he has allergies and we'll cause him great discomfort.

Person C: Can we make him sneeze with tactical nukes?

Person B: Sure! Why not?

Person C: FAILISM FTW!

by GEEK² October 4, 2010

Fallister

A delusional individual who is literally in love with himself. Somebody who wants to fuck themselves and can only obtain an erection whilst looking at their reflections.

Also a codeword for SEX/FUCKING/RAPE/PENETRATION (ala PHALLUS HER)

I'll do the ol' Fallister with that girl down the street.

by Yamish Tolchev November 6, 2007

failish

an adjective for a person place or thing that basically fails at life. people like this should pretty much cease existing, because then everybody would be happier.

Brian: Clarissa you are so failish.
Clarissa: *cries*
Sam: You should cease existing.

by Dramacouch February 8, 2009

failitude

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

Failitis

A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.

He totally has failitis

by cong98 August 16, 2010

failstaff

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.

You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.

by Sir Thomas Derpingham III May 1, 2011

fanlisting

A website that lists all the fans of a certain subject from around the world through Codes (Also Known as Icons).

I joined the "UrbanDictionary.com" Fanlisting today.

by Hyde April 13, 2005