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Someone who injects methamphetamine and cant handle the high. Non-stop twist-a-flexing. Straight twacked out!
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Get the flayler flaylington mug.The 9th circle of hell. The teachers allow the inbred football players to rule the school. It smells like cow shit when you walk outside and everyone does molly just to forget how shitty their privileged lives are. It is also the home of the “rap” group the 612 cr3w who give anyone who listens to their shitty music the sudden urge to gouge their own ears out. Also all of the kids be they white or black say they’re gangsters. Also if you juul in the bathroom you’re fucking gay. Farmington HS
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Get the Farmington HS mug.A medium sized city located near the 4 corners. This city is known for its large natural gas fields, the connie mack world series, and a large population of natives and mormons. People who live here generally have a bad attitude and drive lifted diesel trucks that they think are race cars. You can find many flat billed monster hats, white framed sunglasses, and other dudebra apparel here. Many people in farmington live under the false impression that they are big city folk, when in reality they are rednecks pretending they are from california. Nicknames for this town include: failtown, f town, and fml town. Luckily for the rest of the US, most people who live there, end up staying there forever. There is always big talk of moving to large cities, but in reality, no one ever leaves. This helps to keep crappy 6 year old fashion trends from spreading out across the US again.
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Get the Farmington, NM mug.Also known as Farm Town, it's a small town about an hour south of St. Louis.
It has about 15,000 people, who are generally nice. Most are religious, because Farmington's right in the middle of the Bible belt. A lot are into country, hunting, fishing, and farming (hence the name Farmington).
The high school has about 1200+ students, who are basically full of every stereotype. Dumb jocks, bitchy popular girls, emo kids... But there's plenty of chill and genuine people too, you just have to find them.
We think we're the best town in the area (if you visit the other towns, you'll see why) so we're generally hated by everyone else. But we're pretty much okay with it. Around town, we have a Wal-Mart, tons of fast food, a Family Fun Center, a Civic Center with an indoor pool and a Water Park, and even a 4-screen movie threatre.
During the first weekend in June, there's Country Days, which has a carnival, a parade, a talent show, a pageant, and more. It's pretty fun, except every bit of white trash crawls out of their holes during Country Days. You will never see such a vast amount of white trash in one place at one time. Prepare yourself.
In general, a good place to grow up, but by the time you're 18, you want nothing more than to get out of here. But lots of people come back. It's so easy to hate it, but it's your hometown. You grow attached nonetheless.
It has about 15,000 people, who are generally nice. Most are religious, because Farmington's right in the middle of the Bible belt. A lot are into country, hunting, fishing, and farming (hence the name Farmington).
The high school has about 1200+ students, who are basically full of every stereotype. Dumb jocks, bitchy popular girls, emo kids... But there's plenty of chill and genuine people too, you just have to find them.
We think we're the best town in the area (if you visit the other towns, you'll see why) so we're generally hated by everyone else. But we're pretty much okay with it. Around town, we have a Wal-Mart, tons of fast food, a Family Fun Center, a Civic Center with an indoor pool and a Water Park, and even a 4-screen movie threatre.
During the first weekend in June, there's Country Days, which has a carnival, a parade, a talent show, a pageant, and more. It's pretty fun, except every bit of white trash crawls out of their holes during Country Days. You will never see such a vast amount of white trash in one place at one time. Prepare yourself.
In general, a good place to grow up, but by the time you're 18, you want nothing more than to get out of here. But lots of people come back. It's so easy to hate it, but it's your hometown. You grow attached nonetheless.
I've grown up in Farmington, Missouri (aka Farm Town), and I'm almost on my way out! I guess I'll see how fucked up I am when I get out into the real world.
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