Dutchman's Fullhouse

Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.

Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.

by Oskee Wow Wow March 9, 2009

Jailhouse C-section

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence?

Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

by TheIronGiant November 3, 2012

Jailhouse Burrito

Originating from Brown County Jails, WI, a jailhouse burrito consists of canteen items such as Chili Ramen noodles, flaming hot Cheetos, Jalapeño Crunchers, Ranch Doritos, and sometimes other chips, along with mayo or sour cream to alter the flavor, all wrapped in a tortilla. Considered a truly cultural dish in your local jail.

It's Thursday night! Let's cook up some jailhouse burritos

by boss tweed August 13, 2015

Jailhouse Lawyer

1. A prison inmate who, despite having no legal education, studies law and argues for the rights of other inmates.

2. A lawyer who throws out any and all arguments, even blatantly wrong ones, for his client.

His lawyer said the defendant must have been the victim of a CIA mind-control experiment -- now that was a jailhouse lawyer argument.

by O.W. Holmes Jr., III January 21, 2009

jailhouse jello

Jello made by inmates in the jailhouse kitchen to be consumed by inmates at the food line. While the jello is still in the kitchen, not too firm yet also warm, an inmate has sex with it, then smooths over the damage Once cooled, the jello tray is taken to the food line.

Don't eat the gelatin in prison. It could be jailhouse jello.

by Victor Vocab December 4, 2012

Jailhouse Gay

Jailhouse Gay (also known as Nerdgay), is an alarming and amusing phenomenon whereby straight degenerate (male) geeks far too unattractive to ever be allowed to have sex with a actual woman have sex with each other. It's most common in circles where there are little or no women and little or no choice.

"I think Eric has gone Jailhouse Gay."

by Arskangel February 3, 2004

Jailhouse lawyer

A prisoner who has not practice law or had any legal training, but is disposed to a lengthy discussion of his legal rights and those of other inmates

He's always has something to complain about. He's such a jailhouse lawyer.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2009