facetitious

1) pertaining to one who has breasts of gems, especially radiant in light.
2) you misspelled facetious, fucka.

I ain't nevuh seen no titties so facetitious. Nevuh.

by IngridTain November 5, 2010

Faggotious

Something extremely gay. Something faggotious.

ex 1. That boy talks just like a girl! He's so faggotious.

ex 2. Timmy licked joes ass. How faggotious is he?

by Sabrinahoe October 8, 2015

Fartatious

The state of being constantly flatulent or being susceptible to abnormally vicious farts. Also used as an affectionate adjective to describe unusually flatulent friends or loved ones. Coined by an unknown Harvard alumnus in recent years, remaining in relative obscurity until recent usage by young adults has propelled it into wide-spread social circles.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jojo? She's so fartatious!
Person 2: Right!? I could smell her from a mile away!

by JimboTheDuck November 23, 2020

farticious

The state being hazardously full of flatulence to the point of near expiration.

After dinner at the Mexican restaurant, she was farticious and to be rushed to the emergency room.

by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

fictitious

Pertaining to fiction.

Not entirely founded in real life. Not just conjecture, but also fantasy.

The Bible is largely fictitious.

Most 13 y.o. boys have a fictitious foot-long shlong.

by A. Penner February 26, 2010

Fictitious

Literally no one can identify the difference between the word "fictitious," and "fictional."
**No one fucking knows.**
Generally used to pronounce one's vocabulary.

Teacher: "Today, we are going to be reading a fictitious novel."

Student: "What does the word 'fictitious,' mean?"
Teacher: "It's a synonym for the word 'fictional'."
Student: "What's the difference between the two words?"
Teacher: **"No one fucking knows"**

by The Deer Leader May 25, 2017

Feptitious

To be intentionally pedantic to provoke a humerous response.

Paul: "4 goals for Suarez against Chile, lets hope he can do the same in the league"

Mike: "Chile aren't in the Prem Paul"

Lester: "since wen have chile been in the premiership haha"

Paul: "am i being stupid here? ive re-read this about 10 times and i still dont see how you got that"

Mike: "we were just being feptitious"

by Yennikcm November 14, 2011