fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

by Noir November 11, 2006

Fagpad

A pad that is placed over a bleeding and tender butthole after engaging in rough anal sex with another male (or female).
Also meant to be used as an insult.

Example 1:
James: "God, my butthole hurts so bad from last night."

Spencer: "Did you get some fagpads from the store?"

James: "Yeah, I'm wearing one right now. Thank God, your penis has the thickness of my girlfriend's strap-on."

Example 2:
James: "Why does it have to be SO cold all of the time?"

Spencer: "Quit whining you little bitch. You're such a fucking fagpad.

by butnicetry11 December 25, 2010

fapped out

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit

"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."

by jake5443 December 31, 2007

fapped down

To get shot numerous times, in multiple different spots of your body until you are either twitching or can no longer breathe.

Man, you see Johnny get fapped down outside the club? Tragic.

by GOO TOWN March 2, 2022

fagpod

Any iPod that isn't white or black.

Jeez, you see Jimmy's new pink fagpod? I swear, that boy's bleatin' for a beatin'.

by gunslinger May 31, 2006

Fapped

The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.

by adriononyonib August 28, 2017

Fapped out

When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.

"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."

by James DeLarge May 14, 2014