fatitude

A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.

Wow, Greg sure has a bad case of fatitude that needs to get adjusted.

by Guy in the QFC parking lot February 19, 2011

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fatitude

(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.

The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.

by RyMacD May 29, 2007

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Faggitude

Noun - The attitude that consists mainly of gay cliches such as rainbows and unicorns. Faggitude may also revolve around miscellaneous gay sex such as ass fucking.

Hete: Don't spread your faggitude to me!

Homo: I guess all those gay motifs I constantly think about could be called faggitude. -starts using word-

by Faggitude Founder June 15, 2008

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Fatitude

1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.

Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."

Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"

by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013

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