hobby fascination disorder

n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.

Don't pet him, he's got hfd(hobby fascination disorder.

by alpha nfi December 27, 2008

The Strange Fascinations Of Noah Hypnotik

one of the only books in the world actually worth reading

The Strange Fascinations Of Noah Hypnotik is one of the only books in the world worth reading

by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020

fascination maxx

On of the new "10-footer" songs on DDR supernova. Extremely hard with ratings 9/9/10/10. Features eighth note streams, speed changes, and jumps.

Fascination maxx is impossible to pass.

by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006

Fascination MAXX

A 10-foot rating song in DDR SuperNOVA that likes to fuck with your mind. It's humanly impossible on a pad, and almost impossible with a controller. It's BPM is fucking insane.

I've beaten every song on DDR SuperNOVA, but Fascination MAXX is going to make me kill myself.

by frickinlosers1 March 28, 2011

operation fascination

a plan to make out with someone before the end of the night

So you choose Stew to succeed in operation fascination?

by libby! May 17, 2006

Fascinationship

Similar to alterous attraction, this is when you experience a feeling of "attraction" toward someone but this attraction cannot be defined as "sexual", "romantic", or "platonic" in nature, but they occupy your thoughts. In short: you just think they're neat, but in a gay way.

I don't have a crush on her, i have a fascinationship.

by viledest April 6, 2021

Fascination

Got to use her
Every time I feel fascination
I just can't stand still, I've got to use her
Every time I think of what you pulled me through, dear
Fascination moves sweeping near me
Still I take ya
fascination
(Sure 'nuff) fascination
(Takes a part of me) takes a part of me
(Can a heart beat) can a heart beat
(Live in a fever) live in a fever?

(Raging inside of me?)
(Fascination) fascination
(Oh, yeah) oh yeah
(Takes a part of me) takes a part of me
(I can't help it) I can't help it
(I've got to use her) got to use her
(Every time, ooh)
Fascination comes around
(Ooh, oo, ooh)
your soul is calling
Like when I'm walking
Seems that everywhere I turn
I hope you're waiting for me
I know that people think
That I'm a little crazy
Ohh, better sex is fun
I think I like fascination
Still, tick
fascination
(Sure 'nuff) ooh
(Takes a part of me) come on, come on, come on, come on
(Can a heart beat) can a heart beat
(Live in a fever) live in a fever?

(Raging inside of me?)
(Fascination) fascination
(Oh, yeah) oh yeah
(Takes a part of me) come on, come on
(I can't help it) I can't help it
(I've got to use her) got to use her
(Every time, ooh) every time
Fascination comes around

(Ooh, oo, ooh)
sure 'nuff
(Sure 'nuff) takes a part of me
(Takes a part of me) can a heartbeat
(Can a heart beat) live in a fever
(Live in a fever) raging
(Raging inside of me?) fascination
(Fascination) fascination
(Oh, yeah) fascination
(Takes a part of me) fascination takes a part of me
(I can't help it) fascination
(I've got to use her) got to use her
(Every time, ooh) every time
Fascination comes around
Come around (ooh, oo, ooh) come around
(Fascination)
Fascination, fascination, sure 'nuff
Fascination takes a part of me, yeah yeah
Can a heartbeat (fascination) live in a fever (yeah yeah)
Raging inside of me, fascination, yeah yeah
Oh yeah (fascination), fascination, yeah yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah (yeah yeah), oh yeah, (fascination) takes a part of me
I can't help it, I can't help it (yeah yeah)
You've got to use her, every time (yeah yeah), fascination comes around (yeah yeah)
Fascination comes around
Fascination
Take a part of me
Can a heart beat live in a fever, raging inside of me
Fascination takes a part of me, I can't help it
Got to use her, every time, every time, every time, got to use her

by Death Menace May 3, 2023