fag muffin

an extremely lame cupcake, without all the great fattening stuff on it that makes it good.

cupcakes that try to be cool but will forever be nerdy. cupcakes minus the frilly icing and gum drop buttons:D like yourself, you fag muffin.

by FATMAN. August 5, 2008

fag muffin

the term used to call a person when he/she does shady stuff that annoys you. fag muffin is not that insultive it is just a faggish way of saying jerk.

guy 1: hey

guy 2: hey
guy 1: can u take me home?
guy 2: no
guy 1: wow you fag muffin

by yogistogifobi January 16, 2011

fag muffin

fag is British slang for ciggarette, so a ciggarette muffin

Damn, you smell like a fag muffin

by rent_junkie January 18, 2008

Fag-a-muffin

A small child or pre-teen showing signs of being a complete fagot!

I love my son, but he acted like such a fag-a-muffin when he lost the spelling bee Johnsons little fag-a-muffin son!

by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011

fag-muffin

just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid

one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.

by lesley martins April 22, 2010