fafffing

Fucking Around For Fucking Forever. Describes the phenomenon of a group of people getting together to go out, and the interminable wait to get everyone and everything ready to embark on such endeavor.

We're all ready to go to lunch but he is always fafffing around on the computer or the phone when it's time to go.

by E305$ September 15, 2009

farfling

after the annoying sound the cup makes (see snarfling) there is nothing but air coming through the straw. This is farfling

Cassie, you drank all the snarfle and now you're farfling.

by s@m0wiTz December 29, 2009

faffing

Faffing: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.

I wanted to go out and look at art cars but my campmates spent two hours faffing and I had to wait for them.

by 4wesom3 September 8, 2010

faffing

Fuck a fresher - FAF

New students at UK universities are known as freshers to FAF is to fuck a fresher and is a common past time for students in freshers week (the first week of the year)

FAF is usually used in form FAFFING

Fancy a night of FAFFING?
Shall we pop out for a FAF?

I'm going down to the students union for some FAFFING!

by fafmeister September 19, 2009

faffing

Sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing).

Sam: 'Mick you look a bit tired this morning'
Mick: 'Yeah, me and kung po claire were up faffing all night'

by Lesiurama15 January 24, 2012

Fiffling

Blushing/being shy around the person you like.

She was fiffling around her crush. He went all blushing and fiffling around his girlfriend.

by GoodMorningChicago April 23, 2009

faffing

another word for fucking, because it has the same plosive nature (you can really explode it when you say it) it starts with 'f' and you can say it in front of your mum...

"shitbas, just hit my faffing head on the door!"

by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005