faffing 

another word for fucking, because it has the same plosive nature (you can really explode it when you say it) it starts with 'f' and you can say it in front of your mum...

"shitbas, just hit my faffing head on the door!"

faffing by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

faffing 

moving at lighting speeds quicker than sound travels, doing the goose step

Joshy loves faffing around with the boys

faffing by Ball of snow 5108 April 1, 2021

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.

I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.

faffing about by eydryan September 20, 2011

faffing around 

Goofing off

Hey, stop faffing around, and get back to work.

faffing around by loafing October 31, 2013

car faffing 

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

car faffing by stoduk January 8, 2011

Feffing 

To touch yourself or someone else in a way that could be deemed innapropriate sexually.

"Watch out for that Neil bloke he's a bit of a cock feffing rapist!"

"His hand were in his pockets and he was clearly feffing himself."

Feffing by Boneyemski September 30, 2009

Fiffing 

Like yiffing but with frogsonas instead:
The act of froggy fun ranging from sexual interactions to erotic experiences.
A frogsona is used within the experiences. (a persona which the person is a frog related)

Guy1 - "You aren't into yiffing are you?"

Guy2 - "Nah man i'm into fiffing."

Fiffing by Sloppy The Loppy, Froppy May 27, 2018