faffe

acronym: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.

"I went home to change my clothes and ended up faffe-ing for over 2 hours."

by RowdyRose September 15, 2014

Fuffeling

or to fuffel; fuffeled
The period before laughter, often characterized by uneven breathing or a sharp intake of breath.

Did you hear Sammy fuffeling in english? I thought she was going to choke she was breathing so fast, but then she laughed and it was okay.

Sarah fuffeled but didn't laugh; it was so weird!

by Ariom December 3, 2010

faff [faffer]

Brit to spend your time doing a lot of unimportant things instead of the thing you should be doing

I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs

by Nina24 June 30, 2005

Fafflequag

A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.

Done for the purposes of none.

"That duck sure is a fafflequag"

"Look there its a fafflequag"

by MarcelM February 10, 2008

faffluencer

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020

faffled

A combination of "friggen" and "baffled".

I just don't get it...I'm completely faffled!

by Jenn Gren December 23, 2008

Faffle

To make a massive situation out of something

Why are you making a huge faffle about me going out with my mates?

by EmvcXx December 3, 2016