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faddle wass

Faddle Wass is a play on words for fat ol'ass similar to tiggle bitties is for big ol' titties
Yooo Morbid Sikosis made a song bout shawty's wit tha faddle wass you gotta peep it its gas!

That baddie over there got some tiggle bitties and a faddle wass, bro

Wheeeew! She gotta faddle faddle fam
by Gore ILLA January 9, 2025
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fiddle faddle

What the Ha! Ha! Guy deepfucked your sister for in exchange for a handful.
"Dude, you got any fiddle faddle?"
"Yeah man, I deepfucked your sister for a handful."
by geographyp November 7, 2007
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fiddle-faddle

1. nonsense
2. to squander one's time
3. a brand of candy coated popcorn
1. I don't have time for all this fiddle-faddle.
2. I don't have time to fiddle-faddle with all these meaningless arguments.
by Millefune September 12, 2009
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Fiddle Faddle

A group, consisting of at least 3 little people, also known as midgets. A fiddle faddle is a very rare occurrence in the modern world, thus viewing such a group should be celebrated and documented.

Be careful...a fiddle faddle is nothing to mess with. Be sure to wear approrpate shin and foot protection when encountering such a group, as they are most commonly known to be aggressive. Spotters most frequently report injuries sustained from the elusive fiddle faddle including bitten and bruised shins, as well and mangled toes, and sometimes even a head-butted groin.

If you can capture a picture of a fiddle faddle in the wild, you must report it to national geographic and post it on as many social networking sites as possible, to share your find with the rest of the world. (you might get some good money for it, ooooo!)

Good places to spot a fiddle faddle of midgets include: in and around circuses, las vegas, hollywood, the great plains of Africa, and in choice locations around europe and alaska. (eskimo fiddle faddles are an endangered species).
On a safari:

Ryan: "Hey, did you see that herd of elephants?"
Katie: "No, I was too busy tracking the fiddle faddle. A most incredible experience...there were over fifty midgets frolicking in the tall grass...simply amazing!!!!"
Ryan: "Wow, I hope you got them on camera...nobody is going to believe you."
Katie: "Of course I did"
by Cry-Laugher K-Keezy February 14, 2010
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fiddle your faddle

when u gently tease someones flabby stomach or thighs. to fuck with a fat persons fat. to slap the rolls on the back of a fat persons neck. derived from a box of cookies i saw called "fiddle faddles"
hey tyler, you fat piece of shit, im gonna fiddle your faddle
by ryan m 369 February 4, 2009
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Fiddle Faddle

It's a carmel popcorn and peanut treat. Kind of like cracker-jacks or poppycock.
by Robert June 1, 2004
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Fiddle me Faddle

When someone asks you to fiddle their Faddle, they mean that they want you to grab their Faddle and fiddle it. If you still don't get it, it means to jack them off.

It could also just be said after something unexpected happens.
Definition 1: "Hey gurl. Why dont you come over to my house and fiddle my Faddle?"

Definition 2: "Well fiddle me Faddle! I did NOT see that coming!"
by @vegan_negan April 24, 2018
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