when you have had too much to drink and you start acting like you usually would not. in other words drunk.
Man you were fractured last night.
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Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.
Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.
The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.
Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.
The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.
The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.
When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.
When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.
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Unlike a factoid, a facturd is essentially misinformation, pulled out of the air, sometimes related to something the speaker or writer has read or heard, and usually to support an otherwise unsupportable stance.
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