facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

factonese

the language of a person who only speaks facts

I only speak factonese

by django'sbaby July 7, 2020

facting

the opposite of lying, its when you start spitting facts, commonly used when people are in denial and think you're lying

guy 1: "your girl sucked my dick for hours man it was like a blowjob encore"

guy 2: "man shut your meatloaf looking headass the fuck up you're lying"
guy 1: "more like facting"

by attackah December 4, 2020

Facting

Facting is a verb used to describe someone who's speaking facts.

Person A: Honestly, Emily's hair is so ugly.
Person B: Omg you're facting right now

by jennieschanelbag December 21, 2020

Facting

To state a fact about a certain topic and educate them on the topic.

Your mom thinks I’m hot. She’s straight facting it up.

by Honora Eckles September 8, 2022