facehookin

when someone gratuitously sluts themselves out on facebook.

This is includes but not limited to:

Excessive uploading/tagging/posting of photos
Constantly being on facebook
Frequent useless posts/updates

Kerry: Have you seen Sean lately?
Jimmy: He's busy facehookin, that dude never leaves his room

by tndcrs July 8, 2009

facehooking

The act of successfully hooking up with someone through facebook.

He wrote on my wall so much I knew we were going to end up facehooking.

by Chanisson Halberitzky February 9, 2010

facehook

facebook hooker. Someone who uses facebook as a dating site or to literaly find John's.

Jane is such a facehook, she's on her third facebook boyfriend.

by facecotter_1 July 23, 2008

Facehook

Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.

Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.

by rperazag July 9, 2010

facehooker

An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar

That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.

by Jeremios February 4, 2010

Facehooker

The excessive act of trying to pick up on facebook

Mary the facehooker stalks guys on facebook until she has a date.

by Ryan0330 January 8, 2009

facehooky

The act of skipping out, or abandoning plans and using facebook in it's place. Usually implies not going to work, and then updating your status in facebook to identify what you are doing throughout the day.

Did you hear Brian got fired? He called out sick but he was really playing facehooky.

by holmes02 November 2, 2010