a social network for the crafty, clever, comedic complainer. people share their gripes, comments aka. "farts" on this website. No topic is off limits and all opinions are welcome.
Some guy cut me off today then filpped ME the bird. As soon as I get home I am going to let this jerk have it on facefartbook.
by brewkah assault May 27, 2011
Get the facefartbook mug.When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.
Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.
by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011
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All relevant news about exciting weather seen as status updates from your nearby friends on facebook
-Milton checks facebook-
Milton: MOM! No school! It's a snow day!
Mom: But we didn't get the call from the school yet. How would you know?
Milton: I just checked the facecast!
Bill: Aw crap, looks like rain all day today.
George: You get the weather channel on your iPhone?
Bill: Nah, who needs that? The facecast is calling for storms, man! Everyone is posting about it!
Milton: MOM! No school! It's a snow day!
Mom: But we didn't get the call from the school yet. How would you know?
Milton: I just checked the facecast!
Bill: Aw crap, looks like rain all day today.
George: You get the weather channel on your iPhone?
Bill: Nah, who needs that? The facecast is calling for storms, man! Everyone is posting about it!
by Original-gersh January 27, 2011
Get the Facecast mug.A Facecast is basically an unofficial podcast on Facebook. It is made by posting music onto your Facebook status with information about the artist/brief description of the song. Its when someone posts music daily/weekly on their status's for their friends to enjoy
by Statyx August 19, 2009
Get the Facecast mug.Man, I had a serious Facefart today--while posting to my gf's wall about how to properly execute a dirty sanchez, I accidentially posted to Mom's!
by Rob Bastard October 31, 2011
Get the Facefart mug.when you have wasted your life on facebook. Either chatting,commenting,uploading,or posting etc. etc.
dude1: man my GF broke up with me
dude2: why???
dude1: she said ive facewasted my life away
dude2:...well thats kind of true
dude1: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!
dude2: well we're chatting on face book right now
dude1: oh.... *sob sob*
dude2: why???
dude1: she said ive facewasted my life away
dude2:...well thats kind of true
dude1: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!
dude2: well we're chatting on face book right now
dude1: oh.... *sob sob*
by ireallytrynottodothis July 18, 2009
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