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faceboke

When surfing through random people's Facebook profiles and photos looking for hotties, you come across a hideous vile specimen which is exactly not what you're looking for.
"She is faceboke"

"Awww total faceboke"
by kerplawwwww July 21, 2009
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facebake

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.
"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."
by myjosephine February 24, 2010
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Facebuse

Subjecting others to abuse or insults over facebook.
I just gave that bitch some serious Facebuse.
by Jim_Thrush October 20, 2009
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Facenuke

The ultimate form of facepalm; to facepalm beyond all reasoning. So far beyond reasoning that you defy all forms logic and physical understanding. God cringes at the sight of your facepalming pwnage. To facenuke is to admit your shame for there is no greater art of recognizing failure than facenuking.
I just had to facenuke after realizing that the same shirt I bought online, I could have gotten for cheaper at my local store.
by Lancelot.Zero August 18, 2014
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FaceBukake

Using FB to show your Ex all the hot chicks you are banging now that you no longer in a sexless/funless/lifeless completely sufficating relationship with her! -KJP
Dude, seriously those pix of you at CampVagas, awesome and totally FaceBukake
by hotrocksguy July 13, 2010
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facebhukeddaboudit

To have updated Facebook status, notes, images, or comments concerning the "it." An offshoot of "fuhgeddaboudit," following similar cohesion of the words, "facebooked," "about," and "it."

Related word: facebhukaboudit
Noticed I have my sweatpants on inside-out. Rather than take them off and put them on right, I just inverted the pockets so that they don't stick out like floppy ears - and then I facebhukeddaboudit.
by Shenkar July 8, 2010
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facebukakke

An alternate, insulting name for the service known as Facebook, referring to the large amount of "mess" you will get into when you join.
"I can't believe you signed up for Facebukakke. Good luck getting that crap off your face."
by chenglan March 25, 2008
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