The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
by TomKVideo January 3, 2009
Get the Facebook News mug.To considering deleting "friends" from your Facebook friends list or deactivating your Facebook account entirely based on the sole perception that you aren't really friends with these people. To start from the ground up afterwards with a new account or keep in touch only with those who survive the "nuke"
I'm thinking of deleting my Facebook account...
....why?....
...because man, I'm getting tired of being in the loop with information I don't care about; gonna Facebook Nuke it, kinda like when you nuke your computer and rebuild the OS from the ground up so it's a bit more practical... surely I don't really care what so and so is doing with their irritating news feed info. You know how it is- Facebook: so much information about nothing, one day at a time.
....why?....
...because man, I'm getting tired of being in the loop with information I don't care about; gonna Facebook Nuke it, kinda like when you nuke your computer and rebuild the OS from the ground up so it's a bit more practical... surely I don't really care what so and so is doing with their irritating news feed info. You know how it is- Facebook: so much information about nothing, one day at a time.
by U GOT BAUERED December 23, 2009
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Referring to someone by the name they have on facebook, rather than their real name, because the truth is you see their facebook more often than you see them in person.
Can be taken to even worse extremes when a screenname is substituted.
Can be taken to even worse extremes when a screenname is substituted.
Frank: *thinking* Hey, it's James DePaul!
Jim: *thinking* Oh, it's that Francis Williams guy. *facepalm* Oops... facebook name syndrome again.
Jim: *thinking* Oh, it's that Francis Williams guy. *facepalm* Oops... facebook name syndrome again.
by Peachy Gee October 21, 2009
Get the Facebook name syndrome mug.A photo or comment on your Facebook page that kills or severely harms your chances of ever getting a job or a date again, because it crosses the line of "good taste."
Man, do you really think any girl is gonna date a guy who constantly posts about his ex? That's Facebook napalm!
by Marginal August 18, 2010
Get the Facebook napalm mug.One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.
Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!
Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.
Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.
by FuctButSects October 18, 2010
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1. Takes place when one is excited about having one or more facebook notifications but soon finds that they are all irrelevant or unexciting.
NOtifications are: invites to out-of-state parties, options to support causes one does not care about, comments and 'likes' from strangers, when a friend request is accepted, invites to lost cell phone events where you have no intention of sharing your number.
2. A NOtification can also take place when one receives a notification for a wall-post, photo comment (etc.) that no longer exists.
3. When facebook will not recognize that a notification has already been checked, resulting in one believing they have a new notification when it is in fact old.
1. Takes place when one is excited about having one or more facebook notifications but soon finds that they are all irrelevant or unexciting.
NOtifications are: invites to out-of-state parties, options to support causes one does not care about, comments and 'likes' from strangers, when a friend request is accepted, invites to lost cell phone events where you have no intention of sharing your number.
2. A NOtification can also take place when one receives a notification for a wall-post, photo comment (etc.) that no longer exists.
3. When facebook will not recognize that a notification has already been checked, resulting in one believing they have a new notification when it is in fact old.
Jill: "If I get one more facebook (No)tification about Courtney's graduation party, I'm going to leave the event."
Vicky: "Every time I log in to I think I have a new notification but it's always the same facebook (No)tification about that creep commenting on my profile picture."
Jill: "I totally thought that cute guy Jack wrote on my wall, but there's nothing there."
Vicky: "That's called a facebook (NO)tification"
Vicky: "Every time I log in to I think I have a new notification but it's always the same facebook (No)tification about that creep commenting on my profile picture."
Jill: "I totally thought that cute guy Jack wrote on my wall, but there's nothing there."
Vicky: "That's called a facebook (NO)tification"
by jv club August 5, 2011
Get the Facebook (no)tification mug.The ideal state of a Facebook user. Doesn't comment too often, doesn't fight with people, doesn't like any pages, and most of all only posts a few status' so when they actually do post something it doesn't piss people off and they are actually interested. They mainly use Facebook to keep track of friends not to annoy them with their hour to hour schedule.
by Ddawg447 December 6, 2011
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