fassbender

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.

1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"

by Klourklour October 16, 2012

Fackender

One to be in love with Chase. Chase is in a relationship so Fackender doesn't like himself.

You have just been Fackendered

by jimdoors413 August 14, 2009

Michael Fastbender

When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.

“Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”

by El Grande EZ May 12, 2018

Morgan L. Fassbender

A superhuman creature known for its versatility in simultaneously narrating, swearing, and acting like an android.

Morgan L. Fassbender is so talented, he works with both Tarantino and Scorcese at the same time.

by kirupa February 15, 2014

to fassbender

to very obviously derive too much enjoyment from one's work.

Irish actor Michael Fassbender spends the entirety of 300 grinning like an idiot, showing us all how to fassbender one's way through life.

by Fergal Casey May 9, 2008

Racebender

Movies or TV series based on other fiction or history where the race of a character are non-Caucasian but are cast with Caucasian actors. Coined to describe the movie The Last Airbender where clearly asian characters of the anime series Avatar The Last Airbender are cast with white actors.

Avatar The Last Racebender was a terrible movie which had the main character Aang played by a white kid.

The Karate Kid remake does not count as a racebender, since the whole story was altered.

Al Jolson in The Jazz Singer wearing blackface was the first racebender.

by spacechampion July 5, 2010

Fecegender

Fecegender is when you identify as a piece of shit, any kind of shit that you want. Your pronouns would be shit/shart. Just like being she/her, or he/him, you are shit/shart.

Though the term "shit" is known as a derogatory term, I have reclaimed it as another way to identify yourself.

No, this is NOT a joke. I am being serious, if you REALLY think you are a pile of shitty stinky diarrhea, then you can identify as Fecegender, shit/shart.

"Hey Braydon, what are your pronouns?"

"I'm Fecegender. You can refer to me as shit/shart."

"Oh okay, thanks for telling me!"

"Hey where is Braydon?"

"Oh, shit is coming soon, around 4:30 I think."

by A literal 13 year old March 28, 2022