Facebook friend

a person you would have absolutely no contact with if it wasn't for facebook.

Facebook friend

Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?

Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.

Facebook friend by milf86 August 13, 2010

Facebook Friend

Mostly 60 year old males looking for a friend

"Facebook friend" - I think we should have fun sometime, where do you live
Average Facebooker - I live at *********** ****, *** ****.

Facebook Friend by Hi-Im-Chris-Hansen January 6, 2012

Facebook Friend

A person who is not quiet an actual friend but is a slight step above and acquaintance

Person 1: wait you know Jim?
Person 2: not really but he's cool. We're facebook friends

Facebook Friend by DefineOffull January 13, 2015

Facebook "Friend" 

A "friend" on facebook whom you added after meeting for a brief period of time. A friend of a friend of a friend, someone you met at a bar, or just a random acquaintance who happened to add you. You rarely, if ever speak to this person.

"Why are 90% of my friends Facebook friends? Who the hell is (XXX)?"

"Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend""

A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class."
B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""

Facebook "Friend" by SimpsonsFanatic August 7, 2009

Facebook "Friend" 

A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.

Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".

Facebook "Friend" by Alexander_Banks November 16, 2011

Facebook-friend 

Somebody you know, and or don't really like who sends you a request to be a “friend “on face book. You usually accept because you don't want to make it more awkward then it already is.

That moron John sent me a friend request. I really hate that kid, but I'm going to see him tonight at Mary’s house, I don't want it to be awkward. He's really just a " facebook-friend. "

Facebook-friend by Prom King December 3, 2009

Facebook Friend Request Purgatory 

the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that I full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the SLIGHTEST bit of shade in the past. I instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in 'friend request purgatory'--for punishment... and purification--before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into "heaven" (i.e. my friend list)

Did your ex boyfriend friend request you? He's on Facebook now.

Yes girl, I have him locked away in Facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.

Facebook Friend Request Purgatory by mskimisfierce May 13, 2010