face sitting

When a guy spends time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.

Brian used to hang out with us all the time. But now he is always face sitting.

by dickdog75 November 30, 2011

Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face

Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole

by facesitting male September 11, 2019

face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat

His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010

Face Sittin'

The act of a male giving oral sex to a female.

Yo! Cody I heard you was up all night Face Sittin' Tina!

Sorry I'm late, I was Face Sittin'

Man I love Face Sittin'!

To Face Sit or not To Face Sit

Face Sittin' is not a crime!

by John "The Hitman" Holt June 10, 2008

shitting on my face

To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable

No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?

by Nappies July 20, 2008

shitting on your face

Approximately the same idea as "just messing with you."

Did you know that I met the president? Nah, not seriously, I'm just shitting on your face!

by Jorge Juan de Fuca January 4, 2010

shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.

"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"

by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010