Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Fapkins

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

by Bruk September 29, 2008

fakin' jax

Verb. To pretend getting respect. Hiphop-term made famous by Mobb Deep and even more famous by Pete Rock, using it as a sample in INI's "Fakin' Jax'

Ain't no time for fakin' jax, stop fakin' jax
Cause brothers that fake jax get laid on their backs

by lifeislikeadicegame December 7, 2010

fakin' the funk

When you are pretending to be something you are not, capable of a skill or trait you do not possess, or in some other way misrepresenting yourself. See fronting.

KRS-ONE is an old school rapper who dislikes so-called "Gansta" rappers who are just fakin' the funk.

by Nabru September 26, 2005

fakism

The act of being involved in a conversation or situation with one or more people in which they are being fake, phony, unreal, dishonest, and/or two-faced regarding a person or a personal attribute.

I can see that there is a lot of fakism going on in that house and I'm ready to confront them.

by KingV September 16, 2016

Faeki

An artist known for drawing solo female furry art, if this word is used out of context, it can get some people scratching their heads trying to figure out what it means, until they find out its a furry porn artist

P1: this is an epic faeki moment

P2: what’s a faeki?

P1: I know what faeki is, but I won’t tell you

by perowing September 16, 2020

Fykiaphobia

The crippling fear of seaweed, often not taken as a serious phobia :/

That girl has Fykiaphobia

by what’s-a-pseudonym October 13, 2019