Fwampi

To brutally rape an inanimate object. >>; I didn't make this up, either.

To everyone's disgust, Erica fwampi'd a chair. Ew. She should be shot. D:

by Lyktotally February 17, 2005

Fwampi

To have bestial sex with a sheep. Aka, to rape a sheep.

Sometimes, when Mark goes to his father's farm, he has to Fwampi Martha the old sheep.

by Eileen V August 31, 2005

fwamp

Fwamp is everything in life.. Fwamp is the alpha and the omega. Fwamp is the beginning to the end. Fwamp is life.

How the fwamp are you?
Can I take a look at your fwamp?
Oh fwamp what the fwamp is that?

by Thefwamper May 23, 2017

farmplay

Farmplay refers to the act of sexually engaging farm animals.

I'm into farmplay. Do you like farmplay? Have you ever done any farmplay?

by pig-fucker September 14, 2007

farmping

The obsessive act of using a bicycle tire pump to fill ones colon with air for the sole purpose of the intense physical release of flatulence.

"Bill, I want a divorce. You don't pay any attention to the kids anymore or spend time with me. You always come home and go straight into the basement and spend all your time farmping! And I'm taking the tire pump in the divorce too!"

by BowelDiver86 August 23, 2011

Fwarp

A creature that dwells in the mind of the mentally challenged. Oftens grazes on open plains of a4 paper and salt. Usually dons a fez and smokes large cigars. Eyes are often bloodshot due to smoke from the cigars.

Wow, this Fwarp has nice eyes.

by Mr Wood the jazz pianist January 5, 2009

fwample

1. A wet sandal.
2. Best Friend Forever (bff).
3. What you call your bff.

1. I put on my favorite flip flops and stepped in a puddle, and now they're fwamples.
2. We've been through so much, she's totally my fwample.
3. Fwample, we've known each other practically forever.

by Paul July 29, 2005