fuck my dick

(exclamation) A phrase uttered when:
- being pissed off
- getting confused
- getting screwed over (see to jew)
- being overcome with Tourette's Syndrome

"Dude, your mom just gave me a suck job!"
"AH, FUCK MY DICK!"

by trev-dog part 2 April 4, 2009

Fuck a dick

Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass

"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"

by Jointo March 2, 2007

limp dick fuck

To stuff an unerect penis into the anus or vagina.

Bill was so drunk he couldn't get an erection. So, he strategically limp dick fucked Susan.

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

Dick Fuck Shit Ass

Dick Fuck Shit And Ass all a man needs

I put my dick in her pussy fucked her ass and shit in her mouth dick fuck shit ass

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 19, 2021

fuckin dick fuck

A derogitory term to call someone who is being an asshole or has tricked you.

Max: Blow me jew.
Dan: Your a fuckin dick fuck.

Max: You tricked me, you fuckin dick fuck.

by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008

dick fuck

Short for dick head and fucker. It's something that you'd say to a penis wrinkle or an asshole.

My boss is a dick fuck.

by Bazerkdajerk September 8, 2006

Douche Dick Fuck Stick

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019