sonic fuck job

The music of Persian Screwdriver

Woah dude! Did you hear Poison by Persian Screwdriver its a real sonic fuck job

by Pedro Villa-Vargas June 7, 2007

fuck this job

What everyone should say when they quit their job.

"Fuck this job, I quit!"

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

Fuck a job

The term used to describe a person's belief that they dont need or want a job primarily used by Stitches (the rapper).

Dude: Stitches you need a job
Stitches: FUCK A JOB

by Sir pimp May 30, 2015

Nut Fuck Whack Job

"A person with an eccentric personality that has used shit loads of narcotics over their life, resulting in a swiss cheese brain effect that lends itself easily to OCD and other psychiatric disorders. Though irritating at times, they can be quite entertaining to those around them, like watching a drunk party clown wetting themselves."

"That bitch is a total Nut Fuck Whack Job!"

by Badass721 March 10, 2010

Fuck Steve Jobs

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.

Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.

by Angry Chicken Lady June 15, 2021

How the fuck is Steve Jobs?

A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.

Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys

by SteveJobsDiedOfLigma April 16, 2021

Jobless Fuck

A jobless fuck is anyone who is too lazy to get a job.

Jack:"yo Brice, dont you thing patrick is a jobless fuck?"
Brice:"well duh he doesnt even have a job! Wanna go play some Nazi zombies?"
Jack:"high five for having a job!"
*clap!*

by Ihaveajob July 7, 2009