FOSS 

Fresh Off the Slave Ship

A term typically used to apply to people when they are dressed too gaudily for a given occasion. It is believed that when Africans were brought to America as slaves, they thought they were going on a cruise and wore their best clothes. When they landed, they found out that it was all for nought.

Look at that Persian all dressed up at the DMV. He is such a FOSS!

You're wearing Gucci, Armani, Dolce & Gabbana, and Christian Dior all at the same time? You are an incredible FOSS!

FOSS by Dip-meister July 23, 2009

foss 

foss is an arabic word for fart or flatulance

tony aratet foss?????
tony did you just fart?????

foss by VoiceOverGuy August 5, 2009

Foss 

A weakling that is really below average

Derived from the 1980's Alexander Foss

Man you really fossin it tonight

Foss by JoeSkirt October 6, 2012

Foss 

The best online female gamer you will find anywhere in the UK

Agent 47 : FOSS, THAT WAS A NICE SHOT
Foss : ;) you get me

Foss by yumiko January 24, 2008

foss 

An old or otherwise lame person. Short for fossil.

Man, did you hear what that fossil said to me? Plural usage: Check out the fosses in their Volvos.

foss by Annie Olson November 10, 2008

Foss 

A pedo gym teacher.

OMG it's Mr. Foss

Foss by Mr.Foss June 11, 2017

foss 

n.- somebody who thinks they are a boss

-a fake boss

If someone talks about getting mad biddys when they dont and self proclaiming themselves a boss they are really a foss.
When someone talks about being a boss when they have a girlfriend/boyfriend-a foss

foss by J Toral June 24, 2009