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FORREST GUMP

Someone who had sex with someone with aids and didn't get it. A seemingly unintelligent person that good fortune happens too. However, this person never lies and has no bad habits, and doesn't blame anyone for his situation. Basically the person you can't understand why good things happen too. Because you are to busy thinking you are smarter than you are. With many bad habits and an excuse for your mistakes other than yourself.
I f ucked a heroine addict and found out she had aids. I got tested and FORREST GUMP that shit.
by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018
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A man who, if he could he could talk as fast as he runs, would be mistaken as the next Albert Einstein.
by Reba-sama January 21, 2004
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A film from the mid 90's starring Tom Hanks as a retard who seemingly takes part in every event in the 1960's.
Jimmy watched Forrest Gump 50 times last night just so he could see Tom Hanks' ass over and over again.
by Ginko Biloba September 6, 2003
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1. The act of running away from a horrible situation (i.e. a blind date nightmare), and just take off running.

2. To just up and take off running, usually in someone's face with no remorse. Also known as "gumping it"
Man, that bitch wasn't the same as her pictures she sent. I Forrest Gumped that ho.

These punkasses tried to jump me in the alley. I straight Gumped those fools and bounced.
by TheRagingDemon856 February 12, 2010
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After FUCKING some chick so hard; she needs leg braces and is slightly RETARDED after the ensuing offense. She also mumbles and drools when she gets excited or is in heat.
What happened to that girl?
-She was Forrest Gump'd
by Bust Down November 1, 2010
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An un-racist retard that went to college for football instead of cross country
by HomeBracelet377 March 5, 2019
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1)person - Forrest Gump- Showed LBJ his butt, Fought in Viet Nam, started a shrimp company, just kept running
2)Pulling something off with pure ignorance and luck.
1) Forrest Gump sure does like chocolates
2)You Forrest Gumped your way through college you bastard. Dude you totally Forrest Gumped your way into her pants!
by Matt September 8, 2003
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